3 Silly Indian Jokes – You must be kidding?

#1

Dad:result ka kya hua
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.

#2

Boy: My father’s name is LAUGHING

…and my mother’s name is SMILING

Teacher:You must be Kidding?

Boy: No no. That’s my brother. I am JOKING:-)

#3

MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.